karkatinthehatmastermind-maddsource:babelady
how to become a mother

squided:

chris-t-human:

hijabby:

babelady:

1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation

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Okay now what

take good care of your son

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

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  27. lowoki said: pigeons in the city are fat and unafraid of people. you can just walk up and take em provided you can walk faster than they can
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